To receive an audience with me, you must fulfill the following criteria:

• You are at least 21 years old.
• You bring enough time with you so that I can organize the session with you in the best possible way.
• You attach great importance to being well-groomed.
• I expect punctuality, respect and obedience, as well as an appropriate application as my servant.
• Requests must be made in writing.

I look forward to receiving your complete application with a personalized salutation and return address, including the following information about you:

• Age
• Inclination/Fetish
• Fantasy
• Taboos
• Suggested dates